- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Where's Wally? In a children's book.