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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

penis. nuff said.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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