- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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