- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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