david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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WNBA

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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