- Anti Joke

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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