What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Black people in Camden NJ.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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