your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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