Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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