- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A man did not like this site

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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