- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

taking out the trash... at night

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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