- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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