A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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ask me if im a door yes

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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