Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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