- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??