Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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ask me if im a door yes

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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