- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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