Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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I love pissing people off :P

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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