- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

speak now or forever hold your pee

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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