An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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