- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Black people in Camden NJ.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Sex education in Texas,

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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