- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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