- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Jimmy Saville