How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Jimmy Saville

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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