- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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