- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

human centipede

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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