- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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