What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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