- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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