- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How High is a Chinese man

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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