- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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