Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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