A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Michael Brown

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Japan

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Small Penis.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Anti Joke

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