- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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