- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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