- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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