why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Hi.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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