A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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