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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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