- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Face...the other white meat!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Good job, son.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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