- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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