- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

knock knock!? . . No.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Everybody will die

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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