- Anti Joke

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Face...the other white meat!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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