- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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