- Anti Joke

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family