- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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