Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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http://www.com/

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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school homewrok

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Pianos.

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