- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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