Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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