- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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