- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

eoin burgin is fat

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

whats black and large -me

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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