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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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