- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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