What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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A black person dies.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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