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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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