Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A bar walks into a man

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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