How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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