- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

One time i was sitting down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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