Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Women deserve equal rights.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Horse.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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