- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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