- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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