Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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