- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yolo your orange looks orange

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Beka has AIDS

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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