What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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