- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

women's rights.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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