yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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