- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

ask me if im a door yes

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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