- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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