Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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