- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

I Have a Black Friend

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I don't get it

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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