Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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