- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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