Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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women's rights.

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AIDS

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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