Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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