- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Take part of what?

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What page are you on The gay page.

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