- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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