- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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