An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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