why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

someone called someone else a frog

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

The GOV and the WHO?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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