Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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you see theres this guy.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Okay.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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