Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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