what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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