I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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A man did not like this site

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Gus's mom

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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