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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

It's all Taggart

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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