- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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