What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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