What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

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