How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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