Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

European on my shoes, buddy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Anti Joke

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