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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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