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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

America

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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