- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why are balck people black because they are

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Beka has AIDS

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I'm Polish.

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