- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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