- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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