why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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