What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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