- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A black man walks out of a police station

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Anyone can post anything.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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