Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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