- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A penis walks into a bar..

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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