why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a black man walks out of popeyes

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

The duck didn't cross the road.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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