- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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