- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

knock knock come in !

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

your face

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

j.p. is dumb

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