Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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