What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

A car walks into a bar.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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