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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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