On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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