What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

You idiot.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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