a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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andrew wagner

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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