- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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