- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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