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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

I have a horse.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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