Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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