What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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