- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Pianos.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A dancer walks into a barre

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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