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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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