- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man did not like this site

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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