why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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