- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

hahahahaha thats not funny

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A van drives into a car.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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