Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Diarrhea

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Chuck Norris.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

women's rights

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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