Gretta has five legs? -no

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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