What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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