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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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