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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Anti Joke

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies