A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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