Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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