whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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