Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Neither have I

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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