- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's up? Your time.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What did the man say to his doctor?

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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