- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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