man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Your Mom The End.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Dumbledore dies.

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