- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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