Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

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