Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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baloney sandwich

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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