- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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