- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Womens rights

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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