- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

womens rights.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

So a baby seal walks into a club

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