- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."