- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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