- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Knock Knock Come in

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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