- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

He--Hey guys

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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