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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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