A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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