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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

quantum physics?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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