what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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kk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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diarrhea.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Knock knock Go away

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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