- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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