Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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